I feel bad for transphobes when they have to go to the store and make a transaction.
"My flight transfers in Dallas?! Thanks, Biden!
But…what’s a “fer”?
I think it has something to do with iron.
Wait until they find out about transparent
Or transplants
Or the transitive property
Don’t even get me started on translators
Or transformers. More than meets the eye.
Next they’ll try processing a transaction.
I don’t know what “istors” are, but as fer me an my house, we serve the lord. If I sees ‘em, I burns ‘em. 😤
Or making the switch on transatlantic flights
Or transmission in their trucks
Or the transgender.
Wait…
Or that cars are transportation…
Or maybe just their transmissions, cars don’t really need those
“Transparency” would implode their brains, it’s just too much of a word for them to even try to comprehend.
“Trans-paren(like parents?)-cy(what? cyanide?) TRANS PARENTS ARE GIVING THEIR KIDS CYANIDE!!”
How in the blue hell do transparents have children in the first place??? I bet they steal them from good Christian parents and groom them to be woke!!! Like for a hallelujah, share for a amen!,!!
5 billion people believe that God is bigender, which is often considered transgender.
Conservatives worship a transgender being. Transphobes cope and seethe.
God is also a genderless being who uses capitalized male pronouns.
The data I’m looking at says only 55% of people are even monotheistic. Where are you getting that 5 billion number from?
I think we use male pronouns for god because in the past any kind of authority figure or leader would obviously be male.
Some of His/Her/Their followers still think that way!
I wonder if you’re hitting the nail on the head here? Like… Is all this supposed to be reserved for god, and any person who deviates from the norm is blasphemous?
Or more likely, they haven’t thought that far and just want people other than them to get lost
It seems like being a conservative is just harboring an ideology that causes you to say things entirely devoid of substance.
Exhibit A:
“I’m right!!” Source: Me
Do you suppose stupid bigots will avoid transplants because they don’t want to become plants?
You know what’s weird? If you do a transplant between trees it’s called a graft. Transplant was right there smh
They’re fine with becoming plants, just not if it’s trans.
I’m surprised any Republicans even drive vehicles seeing as each one of them has a transmission.
Wait until they find out that banks do a lot of transactions.
it does explain why they wouldn’t want the government to be more transparent.
Maybe a pun is just a pun and you’re making a thing out of nothing. I don’t know. Context an intend matter.
I know 3rd grade is hard but really should have stuck it out
Wake up babe new gender just dropped
I made an llm transcriber for podcasts. Oh…I also added a translator. Is that a genderfluid? I am now realizing Fox News just kept saying things in a scary voice, but didn’t actually provide any information
Oh God, that’s what woke actually means, isn’t it?
I prefer the alternative gender for that profession, criptionist.
Jimmy doesn’t understand what a joke is.
Its only a joke because no one is laughing, that’s how this coded “humor” works.
If there is more context to show this is transphobic and not anti-transphobic, it isn’t clear in the single screenshot here. All I see is someone making fun of transphobes and another person who doesn’t get it.
Holy shit, you owe me a coffee for posting this, and a new keyboard.
Been a while since I laughed this hard.
So much for my trans-Atlantic voyage. Guess I ll take the trans-Siberian train then. Comms are very bad there so ill take the trans-ceiver with me.
Ciscriber, when a transcriber walks in…
Subscriber, what Domscriber looks for.
Describer: what do I do?
Inscriber: Shh!
Outscriber for when you don’t need the silence
In other news, some random guy from Twitter and semi-popular reddit alternative ‘lemmy’ placed last again in the “spot the joke” competition, both scoring no points, ever. Tears of frustration were however soon replaced by tears of joy, when the two tied for first place in “taking yourself too seriously”.
Is this a copypasta
It is now