I mean, there’s almost some truth here
“You’re not sad. You just need nuggies”
oh you might not be sad now but you will be after you pay for all of that. Where I live with the Wingstop here that’s gonna run you $50.
Curious where that is. Here in Chicago it’s called the Boneless Meal Deal and it’s $16.99.
$18.99 in California.
Same here, but that’s still too much for their shitty wings.
Great, now I’m sad, broke and fat.
I know this isn’t the point of the post, but that hot honey rub pisses me off. I love hot honey and was excited to try it but this flavor is gross, basically just sugary with minimal heat. It’s also inexplicably a grainy rub and not a sauce despite hot honey classically being sauce-like in consistency. You could just toss your wings in granulated sugar and you wouldn’t be far off from this. Major disappointment.
Wing stop is just ass all around. Their best sauces are still nasty. I’ve given them more than a couple chances. TBH, you’re better off just getting spicy nugs from Wendy’s or something.
The lemon pepper rub though is good
I mean there is people who legit are sad because they don’t have food to eat so yeah maybe they need this
They won’t see your sad face later when your favorite pants don’t fit. 😔
Zesty stage capitalism
20 wings but one fry? Counting calories I see.
The consumptive stage
Better than what I ate tonight.
Don’t ask, mistakes were made…
Everyone thinks that mayonnaise crepes are gonna work out once in their life. It’s ok, tomorrow is another day, just promise to be better.
Joke’s on you. Last night we were out of mayonnaise, so I ate a bowl of crunched up barbecue chips and mustard.
That’s not even a joke, that’s literally what I ate for a snack last night.
Edit: Sad part is that we actually did have more mayonnaise in the cabinet. 🤦♂️
…wait. Were you going to have bbq chips and mayo? Or mayo & mustard soup?
mayo & mustard soup
Are you a Mayostard or Mustardayonaise home?
Honestly, I just wanted the chips. But the last of the chips were basically crumbs…
Well, they weren’t stale, and I was still hungry for a snack. But I didn’t want any crumbs on the carpet.
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Edit: I’m an absolute idiot. Your challenge is to figure out where I went silly, where I went stupid, and why you’re still here…
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I haven’t eaten since 3 days ago…can I have some?
If you are for real, then send me the location of a local pizza joint and I’ll put in the order and prepay whatever you want (within reason).
That’s so much tho. That’s so much chicken to fill your void hole with.
Like half that amount of chicken and fries will do you fine, it’ll be okay!
Do you all not have self control and know the concept of leftovers?
Why sit there feeling sad when you could be making real progress towards being sad, fat, and gross?
The stage where I eat wings. Mmmm.
I’m guessing… boneless wings aren’t boneless wings,are they? 🤢
Boneless wings are basically glorified chicken nuggies.
Kinda. They come from boneless chickens and are made using the weird floppy appendages that they chop off the main bit. Very tasty
