• chemical_cutthroat@lemmy.world
      3·
      4 months ago

      Everyone thinks that mayonnaise crepes are gonna work out once in their life. It’s ok, tomorrow is another day, just promise to be better.

      • over_clox@lemmy.world
        1·
        4 months ago

        Joke’s on you. Last night we were out of mayonnaise, so I ate a bowl of crunched up barbecue chips and mustard.

        That’s not even a joke, that’s literally what I ate for a snack last night.

        Edit: Sad part is that we actually did have more mayonnaise in the cabinet. 🤦‍♂️

          • over_clox@lemmy.world
            1·
            4 months ago

            Honestly, I just wanted the chips. But the last of the chips were basically crumbs…

            Well, they weren’t stale, and I was still hungry for a snack. But I didn’t want any crumbs on the carpet.

                1. Do you see where I be?

            Edit: I’m an absolute idiot. Your challenge is to figure out where I went silly, where I went stupid, and why you’re still here…

      • Pringles@lemm.ee
        2·
        4 months ago

        If you are for real, then send me the location of a local pizza joint and I’ll put in the order and prepay whatever you want (within reason).