return2ozma@lemmy.world to A Boring Dystopia@lemmy.world · 5 months agoWhich stage of capitalism is this?lemmy.worldimagemessage-square29fedilinkarrow-up1129arrow-down18
arrow-up1121arrow-down1imageWhich stage of capitalism is this?lemmy.worldreturn2ozma@lemmy.world to A Boring Dystopia@lemmy.world · 5 months agomessage-square29fedilink
minus-squareover_clox@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·edit-25 months agoJoke’s on you. Last night we were out of mayonnaise, so I ate a bowl of crunched up barbecue chips and mustard. That’s not even a joke, that’s literally what I ate for a snack last night. Edit: Sad part is that we actually did have more mayonnaise in the cabinet. 🤦♂️
minus-squareLost_My_Mind@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·5 months ago…wait. Were you going to have bbq chips and mayo? Or mayo & mustard soup?
minus-squareover_clox@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·edit-25 months agoHonestly, I just wanted the chips. But the last of the chips were basically crumbs… Well, they weren’t stale, and I was still hungry for a snack. But I didn’t want any crumbs on the carpet. Do you see where I be? Edit: I’m an absolute idiot. Your challenge is to figure out where I went silly, where I went stupid, and why you’re still here…
minus-squareprole@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·5 months ago mayo & mustard soup Are you a Mayostard or Mustardayonaise home? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mRntutn8udw
Joke’s on you. Last night we were out of mayonnaise, so I ate a bowl of crunched up barbecue chips and mustard.
That’s not even a joke, that’s literally what I ate for a snack last night.
Edit: Sad part is that we actually did have more mayonnaise in the cabinet. 🤦♂️
…wait. Were you going to have bbq chips and mayo? Or mayo & mustard soup?
Honestly, I just wanted the chips. But the last of the chips were basically crumbs…
Well, they weren’t stale, and I was still hungry for a snack. But I didn’t want any crumbs on the carpet.
Edit: I’m an absolute idiot. Your challenge is to figure out where I went silly, where I went stupid, and why you’re still here…
Are you a Mayostard or Mustardayonaise home?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mRntutn8udw