Think about the cybersecurity implications - how many people get cheap shitty sex toys (jelly toys aren’t sanitizable btw 🤢). There’s already a lot of issues with smart lights, fridges, having default root passwords or already shipped compromised… now you can have a botnet inside your butt.
What’s wrong with that.
Nothing’s wrong with dildos, but it has to be pretty embarrassing to show the world that you read books
That’s why I only fill my bookshelf with bad dragon toys
Just imagine the wobble that goes through this array of assorted dragon dicks when someone bumps that shelf.
I want nothing more than to sporadically think of this throughout the day today
Edit: Imagine my equal delight and disappointment to realize we weren’t talking about actual tiny dragon toys
Oh. Oh, you poor innocent soul. Sometimes I wish for the days of fancy and wonder to come back to me. You keep thinking the best thoughts!
I wouldn’t exactly put dildos and professionalism in the same category
Depends on the profession, I suppose.
Do dildo testers have a union?
No, they are in the business of getting fucked so a union would be a bad fit for them.
what about dildo producers?
Dildo designers?
Dildo community managers?
I need a FOSS dildo manager
You’ve led me on quite the rabbit hole of sex toy technology, kind stranger. Here are some of my finds:
First, a simple bluetooth sex toy app: https://github.com/dreadhonk/ToyControl.git
Connecting sex toys to several ero games: https://github.com/Sauceke/LoveMachine.git
Connecting sex toys to your VRChat avatar: https://github.com/SutekhVRC/VibeCheck.git
Transmitting Morse code via buttplug vibrations (For your chess cheating needs) : https://github.com/RonSijm/ButtFish.git
And my favorite:
As a bonus, i also learned the term Teledildonics, which is cool.
Think about the cybersecurity implications - how many people get cheap shitty sex toys (jelly toys aren’t sanitizable btw 🤢). There’s already a lot of issues with smart lights, fridges, having default root passwords or already shipped compromised… now you can have a botnet inside your butt.
Buttnet, surely?
As long as it’s got a flared base.