Think about the cybersecurity implications - how many people get cheap shitty sex toys (jelly toys aren’t sanitizable btw 🤢). There’s already a lot of issues with smart lights, fridges, having default root passwords or already shipped compromised… now you can have a botnet inside your butt.
I wouldn’t exactly put dildos and professionalism in the same category
Depends on the profession, I suppose.
Do dildo testers have a union?
No, they are in the business of getting fucked so a union would be a bad fit for them.
what about dildo producers?
Dildo designers?
Dildo community managers?
I need a FOSS dildo manager
You’ve led me on quite the rabbit hole of sex toy technology, kind stranger. Here are some of my finds:
First, a simple bluetooth sex toy app: https://github.com/dreadhonk/ToyControl.git
Connecting sex toys to several ero games: https://github.com/Sauceke/LoveMachine.git
Connecting sex toys to your VRChat avatar: https://github.com/SutekhVRC/VibeCheck.git
Transmitting Morse code via buttplug vibrations (For your chess cheating needs) : https://github.com/RonSijm/ButtFish.git
And my favorite:
As a bonus, i also learned the term Teledildonics, which is cool.
Think about the cybersecurity implications - how many people get cheap shitty sex toys (jelly toys aren’t sanitizable btw 🤢). There’s already a lot of issues with smart lights, fridges, having default root passwords or already shipped compromised… now you can have a botnet inside your butt.
Buttnet, surely?
As long as it’s got a flared base.