Urethra Franklin@startrek.website to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 10 months agoFake news, fake penis...startrek.websiteimagemessage-square89fedilinkarrow-up186arrow-down13
arrow-up183arrow-down1imageFake news, fake penis...startrek.websiteUrethra Franklin@startrek.website to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 10 months agomessage-square89fedilink
minus-squareJimbabwe@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up12·10 months agoNothing’s wrong with dildos, but it has to be pretty embarrassing to show the world that you read books
minus-squarewreckedcarzz@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·10 months agoThat’s why I only fill my bookshelf with bad dragon toys
minus-squareNorgur@kbin.sociallinkfedilinkarrow-up1·10 months agoJust imagine the wobble that goes through this array of assorted dragon dicks when someone bumps that shelf.
minus-squareMudSkipperKisser@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·edit-210 months agoI want nothing more than to sporadically think of this throughout the day today Edit: Imagine my equal delight and disappointment to realize we weren’t talking about actual tiny dragon toys
minus-squarePopMyCop@iusearchlinux.fyilinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·10 months agoOh. Oh, you poor innocent soul. Sometimes I wish for the days of fancy and wonder to come back to me. You keep thinking the best thoughts!
Nothing’s wrong with dildos, but it has to be pretty embarrassing to show the world that you read books
That’s why I only fill my bookshelf with bad dragon toys
Just imagine the wobble that goes through this array of assorted dragon dicks when someone bumps that shelf.
I want nothing more than to sporadically think of this throughout the day today
Edit: Imagine my equal delight and disappointment to realize we weren’t talking about actual tiny dragon toys
Oh. Oh, you poor innocent soul. Sometimes I wish for the days of fancy and wonder to come back to me. You keep thinking the best thoughts!