Urethra Franklin@startrek.website to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 10 months agoFake news, fake penis...startrek.websiteimagemessage-square89fedilinkarrow-up186arrow-down13
arrow-up183arrow-down1imageFake news, fake penis...startrek.websiteUrethra Franklin@startrek.website to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 10 months agomessage-square89fedilink
minus-squarewreckedcarzz@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·10 months agoThat’s why I only fill my bookshelf with bad dragon toys
minus-squareNorgur@kbin.sociallinkfedilinkarrow-up1·10 months agoJust imagine the wobble that goes through this array of assorted dragon dicks when someone bumps that shelf.
minus-squareMudSkipperKisser@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·edit-210 months agoI want nothing more than to sporadically think of this throughout the day today Edit: Imagine my equal delight and disappointment to realize we weren’t talking about actual tiny dragon toys
minus-squarePopMyCop@iusearchlinux.fyilinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·10 months agoOh. Oh, you poor innocent soul. Sometimes I wish for the days of fancy and wonder to come back to me. You keep thinking the best thoughts!
That’s why I only fill my bookshelf with bad dragon toys
Just imagine the wobble that goes through this array of assorted dragon dicks when someone bumps that shelf.
I want nothing more than to sporadically think of this throughout the day today
Edit: Imagine my equal delight and disappointment to realize we weren’t talking about actual tiny dragon toys
Oh. Oh, you poor innocent soul. Sometimes I wish for the days of fancy and wonder to come back to me. You keep thinking the best thoughts!