Totally “normal.”
This is so weird, I would think it’s a parody or false flag.
But no, apparently it’s true.
Same energy as the Trump diapers and ear patches.
Weird and crazy. I would be ashamed to be associated with this crowd.
Weird and crazy. I would be ashamed to be associated with this crowd.
These are my compatriots. I am ashamed.
I also instinctively thought to myself ‘this has got to be bullshit, you probably could get Grok to generate these images’.
Then I remembered that it was only about two months ago that Trump supporters were wearing diapers to rallies… because… Trump wear diaper, people make fun of Trump wear diaper, so if we wear diaper, it like we ‘reclaiming’ diapers like how f@gs reclaimed f@g.
That line of logic plus: anything that elicits … well it used to be anger, but now we’ll settle for confusion, genuine disgust, an exasperated sigh, any reaction at all, or even if there is no reaction but we know it secretly makes people mad… well that’s what you call owning the libs.
These people long since passed the point of being indistinguishable from poe’s, from parodies of themselves, and are now much closer to brainwashed fanatical cultists… who have the mental faculties of a ‘friend’ group of 6th grade narcissist bullies.
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I really want this to be a spoof, its possible it could be (i am too tired to check), but its also entirely in line with these fascist goobers.
So anyway, if these are real… does one keep this as a collectible of faux rotten semen, for display on a mantle or desk, or does one use the faux sperm receptacle to drink out of and mockingly pretend to be guzzling cum? See its funny cuz its not cum but you thought it was, moron.
Fucking w e i r d.
Hey! Whoa!!! Thats uncalled for! As someone with two older sisters, who used to regularly call me goober, using the term in that way is an insult to honest well meaning goobers everywhere! We may be whimsicle, we may be weird, we may be happy go lucky…but we are NOT to be assosiated with facists!
I’m sorry, they are doing what now? I don’t believe I read this correctly…especially not on The Onion’s site. And they somehow don’t see anything weird about this?
No way this can be true.
This CANNOT be real. Even the MAGA cult would refuse to do such a thing. Even if the cups are empty, it’s unimaginably weird. I can only accept it as a quick joke between 5-6 people that took some photos and ended after a few minutes. Not as something organized.
These posers aren’t even drinking it like a proper believer would. Fucking amateur ball over here.
Based on a Google search your instincts seem correct. Legit but small.
Shit, even if it is a small inside joke or some shit, I can’t imagine the conversation nor the thought process that leads to "I’m gonna pose for a camera with a make believe jar of J.D. Vance’s jizz. Like, the fuck do you have to be on to think that’s even a remotely good idea?
Collected from a campaign bus couch I assume.
and they don’t want to be called weird lmao
All I see here is proof that those MAGA folk love themselves some of that Bad Dragon cum lube.
Get xLube or kLube powder and add in titanium dioxide when you mix it, that’s all it is and it’s way cheaper to do it yourself.
Looking into it seems that “Cum Lube” is likely K-Lube since J-Lube goes bad relatively quickly. That said, if the lube is going inside someone, it seems like J-Lube is a much safer alternative.
TIL. Thank you for the search prompt kind stranger.
xLube is pure polyethylene oxide, kLube is xLube with preservatives, and jLube is kLube with a bunch of sugar for some reason! I use xLube personally, if you make it with bottled water it can last a month or two.
It’s not often these days you meet a true lube connoisseur. My hat is off to you and your extensive knowledge of sexual lubricants!
Anything to own the libs I guess
Wearing diapers? Sticking maxi pads on their ears? Now carrying some sample cups?
TF is wrong with the people?
lotsa shit, but fascists aren’t people. their sickness has gone so far past that.
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What, exactly, is the problem with rejecting the humanity of people who literally believe in race science and want to literally kill you in mass genocide?
Liberals will go to any lengths to defend fascists if it means they can send one last sneer to the left, holy shit.
