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SuspiciousCatThing@pawb.social to 196@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 3 months ago

Bathroom rules

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Bathroom rules

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SuspiciousCatThing@pawb.social to 196@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 3 months ago
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  • seathru@lemmy.sdf.org
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    3 months ago

    What about #2? Waffle stomp?

    • MelodiousFunk@slrpnk.net
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      3 months ago

      The poop knife is just out of shot.

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        Goddamn, i w9uld love to go a couple months without a poop knife reference…I mean, great story but…goddamn poop knife haunts me

        • Midnitte@beehaw.org
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          This person sounds like they don’t know the three shells method.

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          3 months ago

          Coconut.

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    Sometimes I have dreams where I go to a restroom and it’s arranged weird or has a strange toilet or something. This reminds me of those dreams.

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    3 months ago

    Ugh. I can smell that through the Wi-Fi.

    • Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee
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      3 months ago

      Wi-Pi

      • Prison Mike@links.hackliberty.org
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        3 months ago

        Wee-Pee

        • Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee
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          This is the proof that it’s not wy-fy.

          Also we are on version n, so it’s Wee-Peen.

          • x4740N@lemm.ee
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            No it’s because English is a weird language that has different probounciations for every word

            English is inconsistent

  • Lucidlethargy@sh.itjust.works
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    3 months ago

    This is clearly a trap.

    • Darkmuch@lemmy.world
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      3 months ago

      Ah yes, the piss mimic

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        3 months ago

        Diuretic in Dungeon

  • Eol@sh.itjust.works
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    3 months ago

    That would probably be as scary as standing on one of those glass bottom canyon platforms.

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    love how you can see that there’s still designated piss spots

    • Ghostalmedia@lemmy.world
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      I think those are spray marks from the flushing system / pipe above.

    • spankinspinach@sh.itjust.works
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      Which means the “one spot between pissers” rule still applies

  • kraftpudding@lemmy.world
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    STAND PISS ON ON GRATE WALL

  • x4740N@lemm.ee
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    I wouldn’t trust standing on the grate because people will piss where they can piss and someone is bound to have pissed on the grate

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      You have obviously never been in a movie theater men’s restroom, a sporting event men’s restroom, or any busy gas-station restroom. The floor is entirely pools of piss. I rather stand on a grate that someone pissed on.

      There’s a reason many homes ask guests to take off their shoes.

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        Must be an american thing then because none of the public toilets here in Australia are like that

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          That’s cause your piss pools are on the ceiling.

        • Louisoix@lemm.ee
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          European too then. In the Czech Republic we have piss everywhere even outside of toilets.

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    Somebody got tired of cleaning everything finally and just gave up.

  • Luvs2Spuj@lemmy.world
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    I’m redoing my bathroom at home and just have to get one of these.

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    Stand on piss
    grate on wall

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      Well you could technically do that if you have access to enough piss and a freezer

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        What sorry soul doesn’t have enough piss in the freezer?!?

        God bless them and their pissless freezers.

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    That is an arrangement, which certainly is not up to the gentleman’s guide for public toilets, which states An open urinal should form a wall between us: During off-peak toilet moments, there are bound to be empty urinals. It is the norm to having an open urinal separate us or things will be awkward. Assuming than each brick on the wall has a length of 16" or 406 mm, that means the walls to the left and right are 90" or 2.03 m apart. This is a quite cozy arrangement. Also, how would the pee-area on the left wall be used when there will be two persons already using the front wall?

  • Pissipissini Johnson 🩵! :D@sh.itjust.works
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    Removed by mod

  • abbiistabbii@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    WELCOME TO THE PISS WALL

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    Welcome to Straya. Cunt.

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      This also has liquor store in the middle of the Mojave vibes. Mind ya those all have Wild-wasteland.mp3 playing constantly so yeah…

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