Anyone who’s ever seen Super 8 can attest. Even with a drastic change in momentum, direction, and drag coefficient, trains just keep crashing and don’t stop for like an hour.

Everyone forgets Ceres. I wonder if people threw shit fits when Ceres and Pallas got demoted… twice.

insert trumpet boy meme…

…intersecting with an autist’s area of special interest

https://youtu.be/on3RlaowAtc

If I had a nickel for every unicorn we’ve found, I’d have two nickels. Which isn’t a lot, but it beats the zero completed multisession campaigns.

Cloud and leer, goodbuddy.

Don’t be discouraged. All you need to get the ball rolling is two people who are:

• Attracted to you
• Attracted to each other
• Not the jealous type
• (optional) An in-depth understanding of how shared calendars work

Only by mastering the three-way can one ascend to the Orgian Fields.

Myself. Which I see as a sign that I need better stuff. I am a low bar.

I just quit after calling the police. Dude said they were too hard to scratch off and wanted his money back. Was dressed to the nines (as was his date), in a seedy movie rental store, trying to return lottery tickets by amicably dropping threats of coming behind the register.

I sure hope his date was impressed. Nobody else was.

Edit: also, this was about 20 years ago, so may very well have been a scam attempt.

A similar establishment by me also diversified into bongs. A wall of bongs, a wall of lottery, a wall of smokes, a locked case full of smaller smoke accessories, half a wall of cooler, and three tiny islands of “food.” It’s very bright and clean but also sad as fuck.

https://fedia.io/m/workreform@lemmy.world/t/1275015/-/comment/7599773

It was in response to unionization.

This brings back memories. Hairy memories.

Never could figure out if he was drinking his own kool aid or not.

I would like a wake up call at 9:30 and breakfast at 10 please.

Not just union jobs, but traditionally union industries like auto workers as well. I have a friend that works in a factory in the US south. Not union, but the pay and benefits are close to keep UAW from gaining a foothold. He would complain about them handing out flyers in front of the plant every so often.

After a recent incident that had him sweating bullets over potentially losing his job for something minor (and having to face management and HR alone), I told him to take the leaflet next time. I hope he does.

I earned my dad joke card in 1985 when I came around the corner carrying a joke book and like 7 kids groaned.

is old

I never did understand how an ocean can contain multiple seas.

This one is just cheating.

chomp

Tastes like chicken drum & bass

Network monitoring engineers: explains for the umpteenth time that a node reporting down isn’t just a single dropped packet

OCD/AuDHD wreaks havoc on my executive function, and was left untreated for so long that my life is now falling apart.

I’m insufferable for completely different reasons.