Hopefully ruzzians are painful when they go through other ruzzians. Either party is fine.

Wait…I want to be “Secretario de Pornabilidad Social” or “Secretary or Social Probability”

I imagine my self going through all the SSN… Sexual Super Numbers to manage access and report usage.

1335346755 watched 6 hours per day of mostly vanilla doggy.

2356544677 more doggie

More doggie… doggie again. But every now and then… 1257678965534 watched 72 consecutive hours of BDSM where the sub faces downward into a hole in the floor where a camera…then the last does the same and the video cuts to another similar one. We must report this immediately to the right authority!

Senior governor, necesitamos assistancia pornografica. Mas creditos por favor! Esas chiches no se pagan solas!

Mi chiste favorito de la escuela…Cuando esta lloviendo, a ti te gusta ver gotitas? O ver gototas?

A mi me encantan las ver gototas.

Dude, the Max has so much power! Just look at that climb rate!..oh hold on, the screen was upside down.

Oh my gosh! Is that Steve Wosniak or Jobs or Balmer?

I have myopia so if I place the phone far from my face I can’t see that it is even a can… I still see a little bit of a red area there.

Ok now everyone put your magnetized needles in the Styrofoam and then make them float in the water to reveal where magnetic north is!

Ahh teacher… Magnetic north is dancing metal rock right now.

You mean butt plugs with cameras pointing onwards into it?

I need mint. I got blackberry coming up like crazy. I pull one and then come out next time.

There is no other space filler. We need Biden to run! But we really need a candidate for next time.

And Beryl and it’s super storm family on the Atlantic. Looks like FEMA is going to need FeMan to save them. (Fe is the element symbol for Iron…Iron Man? Anybody???)

It’s Biden all the way. Fortunately unfortunately.

Mr, Trump, I’m prepared to offer a fair deal for your soon to be lagoon. The sum total of one hundred dollars and fifty cents. Deal?

Space jam 3! And independent film featuring bugs 🐛 and a 🐇 bunny. The Matrix Housing Crisis… A film featuring Keanu as the one. He doesn’t collect enough retirement money so he’s out there pushing a cart. We saw a preview of him in “the matrix”. That bum in the subway… anyway good movie 😂.

President Hill, first name Ant was introduced to the American public this morning. He and only he will finally solve America’s addiction to shoes and magnifying glasses. From. Now on, only negative magnification glasses will be legal. Shoes will need ultra soft silicone thread made by AntSaver a Hill company…no relation.

Uuuh! I fucking agree! Oh putin! Here comes Trumpfus!

There seems to be a discussion regarding this topic here. I found several other such conversations too. It could work!

https://lemmy.eus/post/247855

Like I said, I’d vote for a rock at this point.

A O C

Bernie!

…hear me out. Could it be possible for AI to just steal all the commercial ads?