Why would anyone chain their porn?
Cockchains are not for that. Not really for anything, but not for that too.

Yes.
Tho they would have be doing that from birth & all through medical school.

We are all rainbow on the inside.

I’ve always believed that dosing the human population with either/both wound be extremely beneficial to everything and everyone.
It would give humanity the capabilities our evolution didn’t develop or bred out.

Now, how do I get one of them genies/taking fish/chem-trails barons to accommodate my selfless wish??

… I’ll start a service for the things they won’t do.

ÜbetFööks™®© - hire real professionals that will do what no others will, no questions asked they will have sex with your dishes, and your laundry, and those UberFeat people now trapped in that minotaur sex dungeon of yours.

Awww, lil baby minotaurs!! :)

Phone, car key.

Python script script ^script

Oh how I wish it would be both …

We are just getting old and our backs hurt too much, ok?

Glory to the USSP!!

Ty, I understood that, I was making a joke about how pasta tastes good.

… which words are a snack? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Oh, it lives in a doughnut, strictly on a penis diet tho.

Highlander homeless ppl … I can kinda see that, yes

I like the top panel bcs it allows for proper play time, not some baby bs. Kinda like cats vs cats play.

Never needed to clip any cats claws so I can’t sympathise entirely, but I doubt I would have forced the issue if kitties were too against it (especially if the second time they would still be against it).

Captains bog log from the bogs, bogdate ‘the aren’t any’: today that pos neighbour frog woke me up again with his ribbit nonsense. I hate him. He also stole my bog wife.*

Tf is too much pasta??

Are you required to use a special character in your, em, I wanna say 'gay male sexuality alphabet’ (?)?
For security reasons??

Bcs like, dont tell me underscore male doesn’t exist. Or pound males. Or question mark males. Or drop table males.

Colliding hardons at 14TeV, for science.