A cannon seems redundant as most vampire lore allows them to fly or transform into something enabling flight. Maybe a cannon is for rapid deployment of vampires? The question then is how do you prevent immolation during firing?

As I’ve seen before, there’s only 2 best ways to act alongside Muppets:

1. Michael Cain method- they are the same as human costars and I will play this as seriously as a car wreck

Or

2. Tim Curry method- this is a muppet film and I will act like I myself am a muppet, no silliness is too silly

“Hide behind the mound of dead bards!”

Proficient in “what did the five fingers say to the face? SLAP”

Maybe it’s supposed to be butter and jelly/jam/preserves? Idk maybe it’s an attempt to infiltrate by extra-planer beings

As a native speaker I will use the very specific Baltimore MD accent on certain NPCs

Rolls Insight* 20 “Clearly the pineapple is the slut.”

Clearly the “cat” is an Elder Silver Wyrm in disguise

I’ll see your Pythagorean Theorem range question and raise you a Feramt’s Last Theorem based magic puzzle/lock/trap (laughs in maths)

Karlach is the exception.

At some point the bard will get out and then they’ll be 🎶 Coming out of my cage and I’m doing just fine… 🎶

I’m sorry, I’ll see myself out

“I thought you said your blink dog did not bite!”

“That is not my blink dog”

Meteor Swarm: Hear Ye, Hear Ye

I’ll let you know if I find it, you do the same deal? 👍

I see Farscape, I upvote

Wow, all this wonderful discussion off a silly meme, it warms my heart. Happy gaming everyone, just remember as long as everyone is having fun (GMs too) you’re doing it right.

Definitely not a mimic 😉

Ok I know I’m guilty of this and it wasn’t (for me) about not being creative as much as me not wanting to take credit for something I didn’t create. Better titles will follow

Very true, all methods and madnesses are valid

With his *blue jeans * and toothpick