I’d link the relative TVTropes pages, but I’d feel guilty about your missed sleep

I’ve had a character like that. Was a skilled herbalist, discovered weed somewhere, grew tons of ganja and only went on adventures from autumn until spring because the summers were short and precious where he lived. Thus he spent all sunny days being high as a kite in a hammock at the homestead he built.

“Chill, fate. It’s August soon enough!”

Hits blunt

“Beware of the chicken” is a story built around this premise.

The first chapter is a guy that gets isekai’ed into a cultivator, thinks about all the training, fighting, politicking, tribulation of the gods that would bring, and says “Nope! I’m going to find the safest, most boring place in the land and build a farm”.

And he does, there’s nothing forcing adventuring on him.

Yet it’s an interesting read, it was one of the highest rated stories on Royal Road and has been picked up by Amazon Kindle recently.

Just go hangout in a whale for a while. Maybe they’ll give up.

Nothing against the people in the original meme, but your title would be an amazing name for this trope. Well done