I really love this concept so I use AI to generate a version of it that uses a more appropriate franchise:
I asked ChatGPT who then asked Dall-E 3 to make this.
Behold the House of Waffles
The deathless diner nesting in dreams
Turn your back to the horrors, House, House
Turn your front to me, House, House
Is the baba yaga hut staffed by redcaps and other pissed off, tired fey?
There’s one dryad waitress who’s seen some real shit here but can’t afford to quit
There’s no tricks with these fey, just straight up getting the hands.
But imagine the quality of service. Unfortunately, the rice in the back kitchen has been spilled, and no food will be prepared until the staff counts all the grains of rice.
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baba yaga hut but it’s a waffle house
So it’s just your average Waffle House?
