Let’s be honest, I think 90% of people are truly undateable. We just let our sex drive distract us from that.
Sounds like something a red flag would say. What are you doing this Saturday night?
Uhhh probably just wallowing in misery like usual
Texasdrunk and Trainwreck will have beautiful, perpetually unstable alcoholic Texan children. Life is beautiful.
Sounds boring. But probably correct.
Maybe we’re all just Angry people, with financial problems, making evil babies..
Lemon Demon is still around? Crazy
Well, spirit phone was 8 years ago. Neil hasn’t done much under the Lemon Demon name since then
That was … better than I expected. Nice.
Yeah me n u r in th 10%
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If I’ve learned anything, it’s that “date-able” is never to be confused with “sex-able”. Of course, like all good advice, this is easier said than done.
I’m a white flag because I have given up.
That’s how I got into the majority of my relationships! I realized that I had like no game whatsoever and I just stopped trying, and weirdly enough that seemed to work okay.
Nothing is less attractive than desperation
‘Please, ma’am, might I have a crumb of pussy? Just a speck, please!’
The key here is that people can practically smell strong emotions like anger, hunger, fear, anxiety, and lust. Free yourself from those - basically run out of fucks - and you can pass for someone that just oozes strength and confidence.
Oh dear… the dejected warp core is oozing fucks
I can’t relate b/c I am nowhere close to being this hot irl :-P
I found that hot people tend to be as deep as a kiddie pool. You may have lucked out
What?
That’s my secret cap, I’m always red flags.