Chainsaw and a skylight. A big one too, like one of these
And yeah, yeah, I’ve heard they are a pain to maintain and break easily. I don’t care, I’ll fix it every week if that means I get a balcony and fresh air every day.
You want a sawzall, not a chainsaw. The former is a precision cutting tool, the latter is for arboreal maintenance.
I want a wrecking ball since that would be more fun and destructive, but ok.
you know you want the destructive option
Just…uhh…move to a place that has a balcony?
I guess I’d put up some tarps to prevent the inevitable blood splatter from staining the walls and floor?
The blood splatter is the decoration.
That’s not a fan, it’s a head slicer
It’s a hedge trimmer
Yeah, decorate it just with a tremendous amount of dark red paint, spattered away from the fan, heaviest in the fan corner
Reminds me of my high school buddy who was in a family with 8 kids. Every closet in that house became a bedroom.
Sex ed was that bad huh
What ru talking about? THey were clearly good at it.
No Netflix, only chill.
That must explain why boomers had so many kids, no netflix means all they could do was chill
The Kids Who Lived.
Add some slanted flooring and decorate the whole room at the same angle as the fan.
Then take psychedelics and lock yourself in.
Add a bit of a Dazzle paint scheme…
I wouldn’t bother.
The weiling fan is decoration enough
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Cannabis plants and grow lights
I call it the depression portal.
More ceiling fans.
Fire would brighten up the room.
For sure. Let insurance buy you a house that wasn’t made by a 3rd year architectual design student trying to be different for the sake of being different.
Add another fan a few feet to the left of the first one to make the room more visually balanced.
I was thinking… just more fans everywhere. On every wall.
then use it as a server room
Wtf is with the low wall fan? It seems low enough that you could just walk into it. I am not the guy that people would call safety conscious, but I do draw the line at spinning blades hitting my head.
When we moved into our house a few years ago the den had a ceiling fan that hung at about eye level.
So a crawl in, crawl out den.
Weed smoke.
Boulder cave.
This is the only really good idea on this thread.
