Where is the maid costume?
Some humans even have double
Bacon 🥓 of hope
We will evolve beyond mankind into something new…
Ads provide a much needed break so I can check my phone without missing anything.
/s
The d is silent
tl;dr: if you sit all day, you better be drinking coffee ☕️
Hamster Frucking?
It’s a countdown ⏰
I’m cautiously optimistic
IN SPACE
NO ONE
CAN HEAR YOU
. . .
A L I E N
Do not the spider