Vaping with one hand, giving a squeezer with the other?

I love that movie. The way they run with blades is so good

Wait! You have a Herkimer Battle Jitney? That’s the finest nonlethal military vehicle ever made!

Not to speak for the other person but I feel the same way. His win in 2016 was a fluke. He barely squeaked out an electoral college win aided by a bad Democratic candidate that nobody really liked, a steady drip of disinformation from Russia/wikileaks, and Comey. Then in 2020 when the incumbent has a huge advantage, he got his ass kicked hard. I’ve wondered for the past 4 years is he’s gained any voters and after Jan 6th, 80+ indictments, 34 guilty verdicts, and more criminal trials to come, I have a hard time believing he’s gained millions of votes.

But goddamn, everybody ignore that and VOTE!!

As someone who just bought a 10-pack of Oscar Meyer hot dogs at the grocery store for $3.29, I had to click. The article is about hot dogs at sport stadiums. Frankly, I’m surprised they aren’t more expensive seeing as how venues price things astronomically high.

I like to think the road leading into the cul-de-sac is accurate in size and his paths varied by about three road-widths and he was running through people’s yards at times.

(The truth is probably that the app doesn’t draw over previous paths so 450 laps equals 450 lines side-by-side)

Or maybe, and this may sound a little crazy but maybe the guy didn’t eat an airplane

“Gastroenterologists who X-rayed Lotito’s stomach said he was capable of consuming 2 pounds per day, according to his Guinness World Records entry.”

I often read things and think about them and realize that it’s so absurd I can’t believe anyone tried to pass it off as true, and this is one of them.

Gastroenterologist: “Oh yeah, that stomach can consume metal, I know because…” Because what? You’ve been trained to identify stomachs that can digest metal using X-rays? What day of gastroenterologist school was that?

Go Google abdominal X-ray. You can’t even tell where the stomach is, it’s just a cloudy area.

"Oh yeah, that cloudy area there can definitely digest metal, I can tell just by looking at it. I’d say it can digest, say, a pound and a half easily. Probably two pounds. Probably not two and a half though, I can tell just by looking at it that two pounds would be too much. "

I doubt he’s trying to intimidate anyone. It’s most likely a fake. He has an M20 super bazooka in there too. He’s probably on the way to a recreation, static display, parade or even a movie set. A lot of guys that restore vehicles like that rent them out for movies.

The only thing I disagree with is the use of the word benevolent

Suspicion of what?

“We talked for a few hours on the phone…” Dude, ask her out.

The weiling fan is decoration enough

Well, God is pro-slavery in the Bible so adding the 13th amendment to a Bible would be blasphemy.

We’re going to end up finding that they’re racist, aren’t we?

The tow company that got it unstuck was named “I Pull Out.” That’s on their checks and taxes and business cards…

He’s saying Democrats are the KKK while promoting replacement theory, a belief of the KKK

Admittedly a better idea

He should really just retire and get back to dating 17 year old high schoolers like he did when he was 38

Ya know, when hermit crabs find a new shell and it’s too big for them they sit next to it. Others come try it and if its too big for them they sit next to it too.

But what’s interesting is they line up by size, with the largest crab closest to the shell.

Finally, when a big crab comes by and the shell fits, he drops the old one and the next largest crab gets it. That second crab drops his old one and the next crab gets it, etc, etc. All the crabs in line get a new shell as soon as the crab in front of them moves into their new shell.

So, yeah. I’d watch hermit crabs all day if I could too.