Unbelievably amazing

“get outta here”

“No really I’m bleeding out”

“That’s messed up”

I have a lot of experience as a software engineer in the industry, and used to teach public middle school. I would love to teach a course or two a year because education is a passion of mine, but only have a BA of Education, do you think it’s worth applying to teach at my local community college? I saw my local college had a requirement of a master’s degree in CS, which I do not have.

On our way to the Shrike pilgrimage to the Tombs of Time

“No man can eat fifty eggs!”

I’d prefer it over just a grass yard or being right up on a road having to listen to road sounds at all hours

I mean, right now I’m shopping for a house with a decent sized property so I can grow a permaculture food forest to get fresh healthy veggies and fruit.

20’ of lawn is like enough for two rows of fruit trees and berry bushes

Oh no just like in the Hyperion Cantos, THE TUNNELS ARE FILLED WITH BODIES

Great song, gets stuck in my head every time

Chainsaw and a skylight. A big one too, like one of these

And yeah, yeah, I’ve heard they are a pain to maintain and break easily. I don’t care, I’ll fix it every week if that means I get a balcony and fresh air every day.

What in tarnation

I feel like the recipient of some copy-pasta joke.

Well there is the New Testament story of https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ananias_and_Sapphira who God killed in front of everyone for not giving 100% of their money to feed the poor.

Perhaps strong communities are exactly what we need to resist modern fascism. Communities of high trust and resilience that can resist culture war propaganda.

So true. I was just at a client site yesterday, forget bidet, the stall walls barely even cover below the knees and above the shoulder, plus have inch wide gaps between the walls and doors. May as well just poop in the sink.

Oh man I work with one of the PhDs who invented several of the space weather formulas. He’s got books about it. I want to show him this so bad, but I don’t think he would find it funny 😭

Maybe he’d laugh at the evil wizards part.

You know what, everyone’s saying is cringe to bring up being a maintainer. But I say be proud of it!

You volunteer on this project for free, to build us this awesome place to be. Thanks for doing that, keep it up, be the best contributor you can! I’m happy to have Lemmy, thanks for helping make it possible!

Hold strong Mr Fordo

Oh man, I live deep in Wawa country, just a few miles from their headquarters. Everyone I know gets 90% of their food from Wawa, it’s wild.

odo grunts

camera pans to Worf warfing down a bowl of gagh, making horrible slurping sounds

odo scoffs and turns away sharply

La’an primly cuts a perfectly square pancake into equal sized squares “So, Odo, as head of security on DS9, what do you consider your most important debrief?”

Odo scoffs again “I caught the bad guys, because it was my job”

La’an, dryly “Quite fascinating Odo, very applicable”

Oh man this good me laughing way too hard, well done