Not even surprised they’re an apple user.
“Subscribe to flush+ for just $39.99/month and get unlimited flushes!”*
*unlimited flushes between 3am and 4am only. All additional flushes are $2.99 per flush. Surge flushing rates apply for 2 hours following any consumption of coffee or Indian food
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Is this real today or a prediction of the future?
It’s obviously fake, my Lotus SmartToilet only ever requests a face scan to verify my identity.
You gotta enroll in AnusID! The flush times are significantly faster and the probe to verify you only hurts a little.
“I just gotta check your asssshole sir”
Please scan your genitals and a copy of your government issued identification to verify your identity.
If it was really smart it would scan your butthole.
I thought we were all joking here but what the fuck: Stanford’s new ‘smart toilet’ will check out your anus
Full article from Stanford: https://med.stanford.edu/news/all-news/2020/04/smart-toilet-monitors-for-signs-of-disease.html
I dropped my phone in the toilet, what do now?
Well good thing it prevented you from flushing it with your phone in the toilet.
Phone don’t work anymore though. Now I’ll never be able to flush again 😭
Sigh, I guess I’ll have to do the waffle stomp from now on… 💩