Someone has a fundamental misunderstanding about what a room is…
Indeed
Headline reads: Millennials ruining the wall industry
What happens next will SHOCK you
A lightning strike?
virgin “outdooor hotel” fan vs chad homelessness enjoyer
Man, you gotta be a true chad in order to enjoy homelessness
That doesn’t seem unworkable. Just add a few walls and a roof and it would be a nice place to stay.
I thought it was the onion, but I searched and found it… $340 a night.
Had to double check the date to make sure I wasn’t in a 2 month long coma and that it wasn’t April fools.
Anything “glamping” or related is full of unhinged rates for stuff. Don’t ask me why.
Am I the only one that would actually really enjoy this?
Being outside in the mountains with fresh cool air, but you actually have a proper, comfy warm bed to enjoy as well?
Sign me the fuck up.
Until it rains… or storms… or there is thunder or snails or dogs barking or whatever. Hell no “-”
Or something poops on your face.
I would have to imagine they have something in place for when it rains, thunder (without rain) would be awesome, you’re in the mountains with few neighbours so wouldn’t worry about dogs barking, and if you’re worried about snails you could put some salt down I guess.
I would but only if the temperature is right. That picture looks like it drops below freezing tho.
You know, there’s this thing called “camping”, you should really look into it.
Sure let me just bring my whole-ass double bed and mattress with me when I go camping 🤡
shit I have a pair of inflatable twin mattresses that can be joined together. open up my sleeping bag, put it down as base warmth, with a pillow and another cozy blanket… That pretty much meets the definition
Yeah thats not the same at all for me
“Proper, comfy warm bed”
If you get a big enough campervan you can put a nice big heavy mattress in it.
A campervan isn’t really camping. It is just a hotel room on wheels.
We need convertible camper vans
Just get one of those expandable soft top ones and add a zipper to it 🤔😂
Or maybe convert a mobile stage trailer into a caravan: https://duckduckgo.com/?q=mobile+stage+trailer&t=fpas&iax=images&ia=images
Did you know that the weather in the mountains can change rapidly and without warnings?
Sorry, tarps and scaffolding is extra.
This would only be cool if you’re somehow guaranteed zero people/predators or cameras in a large enough radius that you won’t ever be seen or attacked by an animal. Fucking under the stars on a real bed sounds pretty cool. But there is a building in the background. I would be too paranoid that someone is watching with a telescope
I would be too paranoid that someone is watching with a telescope
I’d just start beating off while staring straight at it with an expressionless face.
Forget zero people/predators, I need a guarantee for zero mosquitoes and flies
Yes all those natural predators in Switzerland you need to watch out for.
According to Google they have wolves and bears. What more do you want?
I would trust everything you read on Google. While Switzerland probably does have some wolves and bears realistically you’re never going to encounter one.
You could have walls but no roof
To make it even crazier, you could have a roof that is transparent and you could open. Tada you get as much outdoor as you want, without being soaked wet by the thunderstorm.
A greenhouse? Sounds fun in summer.
That’s camping with all the shitty parts and a really nice cot.
Wind, rain, dust, falling shit, bugs, animals, etc. You can get a similar atmosphere by having a tent and opening the vent flaps. Or like, sleeping under a tarp to mitigate rain if you really want that outdoorsy feel. I knew a guy who slept in a hammock on nice nights but I fear the skeeters.
That’s camping with all the shitty parts and a really nice cot.
That is indeed the joke.
There are nice bug nets made specifically to fit around hammocks. You see the sky and not be eaten alive.
Some hammocks even have the bug net built in creating a nice bugfree cocoon.
Good luck in the rain!
Have we seriously forgotten how shelter works?
Not even rain.
If you sleep outside you’ll wake up wet and dewy and gross.
Pfft, shelter? That’s for poor people!
houses? thats for homeless pe-
wait, something feels wrong
Too many wind-blowable things in that “room”.
Wild predators are one thing but what about bats with rabies? You wouldn’t even know you got bit until it’s too late.
I’d be more worried about the weather.
Rabies has basically been eliminated in Switzerland so that won’t be an issue.
This hotel Switzerland
famous you sleep located
rooms with mountains
no walls,also: is for which let in the in
Advanced level “don’t dead, open inside”
Wild animals: It’s free
real estatedinner.Hope the weather forecasts around there are very accurate.