• gibmiser@lemmy.world
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      6 months ago

      That’s stupid, Total waste of resources. I use UberBrain and rent my brain and body out from 9 to 5. Sure. I wake up sore and have no idea what my body has been doing or where it was, but I get ten dollars an hour for basically going to sleep for 8 hours.

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    6 months ago

    With my new NeuraLink™, I feel an odd compulsion to buy a Cybertruck™ with my entire life savings.

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      6 months ago

      Musk and his board at Neuralink should be first test subjects. But we know that’ll never happen. Thousands of people will receive brain damage as they submit for trials hoping to have horrible conditions lessened.

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      The first person to receive the neuralink is a paralyzed individual with no quality of life. This may help them communicate with their loved ones.

      I don’t get why people don’t see that this is a medical device.

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        We get what it is. We just don’t remotely trust the self-serving conman behind it.

        What you’re saying here is “The first victim is an incredibly vulnerable person who deserves so much better than being offered false hope by a manipulative bastard with a God complex.”

        Picking suffering people to prey on only makes him more of a bastard.