My employer provides us with a “tech allowance” as a bonus every month

It’s not enough to buy a barely functional work laptop, but you can “buy a laptop” through them, and then forfeit the bonus until it’s “paid off”

I’m kinda awful with money, so I pretty much need every cent I can get. That bonus goes towards keeping my head above water in the debt trap I’m in.

So my “work computer” which requires their spyware antivirus to be installed is a virtual machine. It’s been two years and no complaints so far. Great antivirus.

Is this like getting banned from an escape room because you brought (and used) a live grenade to solve the puzzle

(I think they have a strict no-grenades-from-home policy, usually)

Are these MF DOOM lyrics

America sneezes, the world catches a drone strike or something

did you really give the robots a slur to use on us

Any time I hear about a hammer being used as a weapon I just immediately think about this:

Oh that kind of bass

They really selling musical instruments out of there?

sometimes meat companies do a pro gamer move and turn dead donkeys into extra profit

rascals

Intern slipped, fell and landed on the “monetize extra lives” button

B^U

Hi

Even if you know the hallucinations aren’t real, I think it’s still considered a symptom of schizophrenia.

I don’t think you’ve been scammed by the psychiatrist.
That bill sounds standard for healthcare in the USA, unfortunately.

As far as I’m aware, a lot of psychiatric medication can take weeks or months before you start feeling the benefits. Let your psychiatrist know if you’re not responding to the treatment.

Wishing you the best, mate.

no man I don’t want that either ahhhh this is rough

It may be the lingering THC in my bloodstream, but I struggle to understand why anyone would be willing to deploy a nuclear weapon. Once one explodes, is it not totally game over for pretty much everyone?

The US and China are two of the biggest economies in the world. If even one big city in either country gets nuked, surely that will have crippling global consequences? Radioactive fallout, major supply chain breakdowns, famine, civil unrest and the obvious initial loss of possibly millions of innocent civilians.

Like what the hell are we supposed to do man

Super calming and warm

ngl I’d shit in the bees stall bc the other one probably nasty af

winner winner dick spinner

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bro typing in calligraphy 💀

What’s some neovim config you always keep?