• Lath@kbin.social
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    7 months ago

    He must be one of them fellas who became Muslim because they heard men can have 3 wives who need to obey their husband’s every word.

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      7 months ago

      Sometimes I’m actually really glad the quiverfull people and the jihadist muslims have invented a bunch of nonsense to keep them from realizing how much of the same page they’re all on…

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    7 months ago

    I’m such a KING that I need divorce to be ILLEGAL and I can’t go to the state of VIRGINIA it’s disrespectful if you feel like you need to know details

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      7 months ago

      I always hoped the US would outlaw divorce before they allowed gay marriage. You know. Just to show ’em.

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    7 months ago

    So he too will handwash all of his wife’s clothes out of love and respect… right?

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    7 months ago

    This sounds so extreme it plays like a parody post, or satire.

    Hell, I know what hand-washing clothing is like (had to do it myself during a few dirt-poor spates in early adulthood), and clothes come out much cleaner with even a half-decent machine than with pretty much any amount of hand-cleaning.

    Washing machines took off in popularity not only because they were labour-saving devices, freeing up people to do other things, but also because they did the job much better than doing it by hand.

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      7 months ago

      As if his majesty would allow his property to neglect the one thing just because he exhausted her doing the other before.

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        7 months ago

        Let’s be honest, it’s probably not super exhausting to have sex with this guy until he’s had his fun.

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          Well… One survivor once told me her husband demanded a daily bj (sometimes two). Which took this pathetic weakling a solid hour of constant sucking and tugging. Oh and she should kneel before him, of course. While he watched soccer. I’d find that pretty exhausting on top of being utterly disgusting.

          Short story even shorter: you never know.

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            I…I just don’t even think that sounds appealing at all. If I had an SO that wanted to give me a BJ every single day I would say thank you for offering, but that’s just too much.

            First of all, skin is sensitive so that is quickly going to lead to some irritation, especially if it takes you a fucking hour to cum. Second of all, it is better to give than to receive. I’m trying to participate too, I don’t want to feel useless. More than half the fun is making my partner feel good/valued. If I lost that element it would just kill my sex drive quickly.

            I don’t know why this comment made me get all in my feelings, but it really made me pissed off. Like if it is consensual whatever you do you, I’m not here to kink-shame. But who the fuck are you to make someone suck your dick every single day as a chore. What a pathetic fucking loser. How do people like that exist…I just don’t even get it.