• Deborah@hachyderm.io
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      10 months ago

      Excuse me, I could punch a motherfucker!

      Well, not very well, my hands are gefucked. But I could *kick* a motherfucker.

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          10 months ago

          It’s true, but they are still fairly easy to injure.

          Try forming a fist and then hitting with the outside edge of the hand instead of your poor little fingers.

          Or learn from your ancestors and become a tool-using mammal. I understand milkshakes have a distinct fondness for fascists.