• Deborah@hachyderm.io
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    8 months ago

    Excuse me, I could punch a motherfucker!

    Well, not very well, my hands are gefucked. But I could *kick* a motherfucker.

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        8 months ago

        It’s true, but they are still fairly easy to injure.

        Try forming a fist and then hitting with the outside edge of the hand instead of your poor little fingers.

        Or learn from your ancestors and become a tool-using mammal. I understand milkshakes have a distinct fondness for fascists.