Please don’t say neither (that’s not an option)

    • AFallingAnvil@lemmy.ca
      1·
      9 months ago

      Am bald, quality of life is great and the girlfriend is still caring and hot. This question is dumb.

      • Bahalex@lemmy.world
        2·
        9 months ago

        So much time and money saved, as well as head space not needing to be concerned about hair and styling.

  • talizorah@kbin.social
    2·
    9 months ago

    I’m not getting laid anyways, and already have to wear a hat all the time. Give me my hair back.

    • Lafari@lemmy.worldOP
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      9 months ago

      Very good point. Are you also aromantic, if that’s okay to ask? That is, some people are asexual but still enjoy engaging in romance just without the sexual stuff. Forgive me if I said this wrong

      • Call me Lenny/Leni@lemm.eeEnglish
        2·
        9 months ago

        I don’t mind romance as long as it’s not too imposing. I actually don’t mind physical expression either, I just don’t get anything out of it.

  • tygerprints@kbin.social
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    9 months ago

    Well - first of all, what does a "proper"orgasm mean? I think everyone orgasms kind of differently anyway (or uniquely). But I’d definitely rather have good hair and not orgasm by someone else’s definition of properly. Probably nobody’s going to judge the way you orgasm, but people definitely judge you by how good your hair looks (don’t pretend they don’t). I know, I was born with bad hair - thin, lots of cow licks, basically crazy hair.

    Bald is OK if you can pull if off. I’ve rarely seen any guy who looks good bald, to be honest. Maybe Yule Brynner. But most men look dorky when they shave off their hair. And some of us would love to have that hair, could you send it to us so we can glue it on our scalps with Elmer’s?

    • Lafari@lemmy.worldOP
      1·
      9 months ago

      There’s the possibility of erectile dysfunction in exchange for keeping hair, too… i just didn’t want to overcomplicate the question lol

      • tygerprints@kbin.social
        2·
        9 months ago

        Our society is very shallow, what matters most (more than potency or virility or being a good person) is how you look on the outside. If a person cannot conform to a GQ standard of awesome beauty, then in my opinion they are not worthy of having life at all. It’s outward appearance that has the most importance in life, nothing else at all. Nothing else actually matters in the slightest.

  • MonsiuerPatEBrown@reddthat.comEnglish
    1·
    9 months ago

    Comparison is the thief of joy, eh ?

    Both are alive.

    Bald can be explained as “too much testosterone my hair was scared of my masculinity”. But you need to mop up sweat constantly.

    Losing sexual function can be tough but also freeing of binds that create lots of social disarray.

    • tygerprints@kbin.social
      1·
      9 months ago

      That’s true from what I’ve read. Baldness actually can result from too much testosterone, and often bald men are very “hung” also. And the same with men with very curly hair - the curliness is a sign of high levels of testosterone (I’ve read). I’ve also noticed it to be true in real life (as a gay male) - curlier hair usually also meant better hung for some reason.

  • Thelsim@sh.itjust.works
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    9 months ago

    Please don’t say neither (that’s not an option)

    Both?

    Edit:
    Ok, in all semi-seriousness, I like my hair and like to keep it. Sex is still fun without an orgasm.
    I’m more of a giver than a taker anyway :)