What game is it and how are you doing?
BONUS QUESTION: He instead offers you $1 billion if you go to the Mortal Kombat universe, join the tournament and survive. He’ll have Raiden train you for a year, then the blood splatters. Do you accept?
BONUS BONUS QUESTION: He offers to send you to a video game world of your choosing, only you can never come back home or contact anyone here ever again, not even with in-universe abilities. Do you accept and, if so, which one?
Cities: Skylines - no problem, it’s a great place to live! … As long as your house is near an evacuation shelter, on account of all the tornados and stuff.
But all the poop water!
Same for me, my city is pretty nice and I don’t have extreme weather enabled so no tornadoes in mine.
Just beat Tears of the Kingdom. Great game. I feel like for a country embroiled in a magical apocalypse most places are super comfy and safe to live in. 20 mil? Easy money.
No, I am not participating in Mortal Kombat.
One way ticket? It’s gotta be Pokemon. It’s the isekai holy grail. Living there would be way better than any of the shitty games, imagine just the travel lifestyle alone. Food and healthcare are free and plentiful. You can make easy luxury money having your favorite critter beat the brakes off of some snot-nosed kid’s rat.
Yeah I’ll just hang out at Hateno or Lurelin or Lookout Landing or Kakariko
Factorio.
THE FACTORY MUST GROW.
For a year? Absolutely. Permanently? The loneliness would be awful.
You can build a flying robot army. Who needs people?
And how do you remember your user name?
Lmao it was the wifi password at a place I once worked, and I had to put it in so many times it just stuck with me.
And I LIKE people(for the most part)
Animal Crossing here I come.
Hell no, I played MyHouse.wad last. I would either die a horrible death and go mad in an inescapable empty hospital or I would just go mad from the rest of the game. I wouldn’t even be able to trust the world when I got back.
Before that I played Detroit: Become Human. That one seems survivable to me. I’d just go about my day and be nice to everyone I meet.
I tell him that I am currently in a simulation and thus it must be the last game I played.
If I get a fat check that means this is all a simulation ;)
A. Heck yes the game is called Garden Paws and you can’t die and get to tame adorable kitties and bunnies, pick flowers, etc. It’s going to be a nice vacation. B. No way, I’ll take the $20 million vacation. C. I’m still going with the first option.
A drunken wizard offers you $20 million if you let him send you to the world of the last video game you played
A year in an advanced human democratic Utopia prior to first contact with hostile aliens? I think I could manage that :)
(Stellaris)
Warhammer Total war 2.
I’m not accepting.
Maybe if it was medieval total war I could get hired on as an assistant to someone, but total war has gone much more total war since then.
Mortal Kombat, not unless we allow corner trapping like in the 90s.
Microsoft Flight Simulator.
I get to fly planes for a year, and then I get enough money to buy my own plane in real life? Yeah, I’m doing fucking AWESOME. Let’s go!
Sounds like a job
Project zomboid. Not a chance.
Same here, friend. I’ll probably manage 12 hours if I’m lucky?
12 hours! You’re brave. I even play on easy mode in sandbox and I’d still be dead within the hour!
Last game I played was PowerWash Simulator. So I think I’ll take that first offer.
I built a really nice city in Cities Skylines. I’d just be chilling.
Ok, I think i could survive being opressed by a tempermental child king who resets everything when he doesnt get his way for a year… unless that also resets the timer, i which case it’s groundhog’s day forever for me. Gimme the 20 mil, funny magic man.
What game is this?
Oh whoops, probably should’ve mentioned that heh.
Warframe’s Duviri Paradox - a sort of feverish “backstory” for one-third of the player character and I don’t know if I can actually describe it any simpler than that.
I probably won’t, the last video game I played was Minecraft, I can’t imagine myself surviving such harsh environment.
how am I supposed to lift a cubic meter of solid rock? this is ridiculous!
And put it in your poket
I do have baggy pockets.