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ByteOnBikes@slrpnk.net to simpsonsshitposting@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 4 months ago

Simpsons didn't do it

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Simpsons didn't do it

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    We’re in the other timeline.

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      Guest 5127 wants to get off Mr. Multiverse 's Wild Ride

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      The darkest timeline

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    . . . so far

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      170 days left in the year 💪

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    He’ll die soon or late, that’s literally the only prediction that can’t possibly be wrong.

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      Well, if the next guy aims better then it’d be closed casket

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      Maybe we’ll get lucky and a blood clot will break loose from all the stress. Gawd knows his arteries have to look like a Florida sewer pipe by now.

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      Kinda like when I was describing a flowering plant that volunteered in our yard as “either annual or perrenial”.

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    If anything is gonna do him in, it’ll be one too many hamberders (I shouldn’t talk shit though, they’ll probably kill me too one day)

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      Tim Miller from The Bulwark has referred to Trump having a heart attack as the “hamburger from heaven” and I can never forget that phrase.

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      We all have to die eventually anyways and there’s a lot worse ways to go.

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    Shooter forgot to allow for the cloud of hot air and bullshit emanating from the target’s mouth.

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    No, no… Let them cook

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    Keep these shitty AI posts from X off here.

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    Wait for it

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      Dary!

      Legendary!

      …oh, is that not what we’re doing?

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    The first prediction?

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    Simpsons fucked up. Trump’s ears and neck should be pale too. The hair looks about 6 levels of too thick as well. Hands look good though.

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