Have you tried giving it a handjob?
Have you tried giving it a handjob?
Lol 20 years later I still have an album where my favorite track is only 98% complete because my dialup connection dropped when I was downloading it from Kazaa, and I just said eh, good enough.
Is it just me or is there an untranscribed vowel in the “mal dumcail” inscription? Looks more like “maul” than “mal” to me
KDE Komedy Klassic? That’s not good…
George Washington once lowered an opponent’s wife into a vat of acid at a party.
Don’t bother ringing it up, it’s for a duck. I got six ducks out there, and they all want Sun Chips!
I have a rotation of Final Fantasy 4-8 and Chrono Trigger that I play on my phone. Sometimes I go a few years without playing, but overall I’ve lost count of how many times I’ve played in the 10 years I’ve had a smartphone.
Yeah, it’s clunky for sure, but maybe we just don’t use it for that much
Daim, that’s a sweet erth
pan to tax preparation companies taking turns sucking off Uncle Sam
Maybe they’re more into endosymbiotic nitrogen-fixing organelles
Anyone still experiencing stress by the end of the day WILL BE FIRED!!!
Vomit landed on: laundry basket.
Fuck yeah, give me some of those fantasy cheese wheels
She’s banned because she flipped him on his back and huffed his belly
Help I’m trapped in a guitar
I don’t trust the support staff the other guy is going to pick.