Sjmarf@sh.itjust.works to Programmer Humor@programming.dev · 4 months agoBrace Stylesh.itjust.worksimagemessage-square154fedilinkarrow-up11.29Karrow-down113
arrow-up11.28Karrow-down1imageBrace Stylesh.itjust.worksSjmarf@sh.itjust.works to Programmer Humor@programming.dev · 4 months agomessage-square154fedilink
minus-squareTunaCowboy@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up185·edit-24 months agoWhat if I prefer this? #define CURLYOPENRIGHTCLOSEDLEFTBRACKET { #define CURLYOPENLEFTCLOSEDRIGHTBRACKET } #define CURVYOPENRIGHTCLOSEDLEFTBRACKET ( #define CURVYOPENLEFTCLOSEDRIGHTBRACKET ) #define PERIODWITHPERIODONTOP : #define COMMAWITHPERIODONTOP ; int main CURVYOPENRIGHTCLOSEDLEFTBRACKET CURVYOPENLEFTCLOSEDRIGHTBRACKET CURLYOPENRIGHTCLOSEDLEFTBRACKET if CURVYOPENRIGHTCLOSEDLEFTBRACKET 1 CURVYOPENLEFTCLOSEDRIGHTBRACKET CURLYOPENRIGHTCLOSEDLEFTBRACKET asm volatile CURVYOPENRIGHTCLOSEDLEFTBRACKET "mov $1, %%rax\n" "mov $1, %%rdi\n" "lea message(%%rip), %%rsi\n" "mov $4, %%edx\n" "syscall\n" PERIODWITHPERIODONTOP PERIODWITHPERIODONTOP PERIODWITHPERIODONTOP "%rax", "%rdi", "%rsi", "%rdx" CURVYOPENLEFTCLOSEDRIGHTBRACKET COMMAWITHPERIODONTOP CURLYOPENLEFTCLOSEDRIGHTBRACKET return 0 COMMAWITHPERIODONTOP CURLYOPENLEFTCLOSEDRIGHTBRACKET asm CURVYOPENRIGHTCLOSEDLEFTBRACKET ".section .data\n" "message: .ascii \"wut\\n\"\n" ".section .text\n" CURVYOPENLEFTCLOSEDRIGHTBRACKET COMMAWITHPERIODONTOP
minus-squarehumbletightband@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkarrow-up87·4 months agoYou can’t be helped, sorry. We will put you to an asylum for people like you
minus-squaremilicent_bystandr@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up28·4 months agoAsylum? We have the electric chair for this.
minus-squarehumbletightband@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkarrow-up13arrow-down1·4 months agoYeah, now I see why you want him dead. He used mov after lea
minus-squareuis@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up3·4 months agoPack him, boys: https://youtu.be/hHuLZFuugTQ
minus-squarexmunk@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up20·4 months agoAcceptable, just FYI I added a pre-commit git hook, please rebase your changes.
minus-squarez500@startrek.websitelinkfedilinkarrow-up2·edit-24 months agoYou win a free trip to the Hague
minus-squareSkyezOpen@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·4 months agoThey don’t even deserve the trial. Straight to gulag.
What if I prefer this?
You can’t be helped, sorry. We will put you to an asylum for people like you
Asylum? We have the electric chair for this.
Yeah, now I see why you want him dead. He used mov after lea
Pack him, boys: https://youtu.be/hHuLZFuugTQ
Can this be done with emoji?
😫
Acceptable, just FYI I added a pre-commit git hook, please rebase your changes.
Thanks. I hate it.
You win a free trip to the Hague
They don’t even deserve the trial. Straight to gulag.