They beat shit like this into me in the 80s along with making eye contact, I can mask with the best of them!

I have the same philosophy towards sunglasses

The list keeps getting longer!

We already knew this. Snipes dropped this info on us in Deadpool & Wolverine!

Not any old janitor though, a union janitor! So it could be worse.

Being able to work smarter and not harder allows for more memes and doomscrolling time on the clock!

Where’s Dr. Hunter S.Thompson? Where’s Dr. Nick?

Reservoir Dogs, O Brother Where Art Though, Blues Brothers, From Dusk til Dawn,

That is a better analogy!

Makes as much sense as installing a smoke detector in your house then using your bbq indoors and acting surprised when you hear the alarm.

The lesser of two weevils

Meditate without moving for 2 hours took a lot of effort to work up to. Couldn’t do 5 minutes when I started.

If you’re the former you can and should also be in support of the latter.

Thank you for posting.

That’s no Jesus, that’s a Phil Collins!

Something nobody wants helping destroy something everyone needs.

Like the company taking all the profits from our hard work and putting into the bank that charges us over draft fees

Bill Paxton just enjoying the high doesn’t surprise me at all

“Dad, terminators won’t like being shot in the face!” “Terminators will like what I tell them to like”

Rebatable to who? Unattended 2 year olds?