Place your digits within the aether if’n thoust verily gamesman.
Nobody ever gave me something to break, that’s my problem.
So its all YOUR fault! GETTIM
When I went to my first Riot Fest I looked around and was like, “Damn, did they shut down the punk rock retirement home?”
Then I realized I had just turned 31 and couldn’t trust myself any more.
I imagine anyone trying to extract intelligence from that weird guy would end up less informed than before.
The break reminder is just a legal obligation, they can still give you the stink eye when you say you’re taking a break and brag about how long they’ve worked without a break.
We have a daywalker amongst us…
“Have you tried unplugging your Pyramid and plugging it back in?”
Honest question: what do we call who is driving the engine?
Oh, Willy, calm down. Its almost Scotchtober.
True story: when I’m at my mom’s house I’ll tell her my Switch is a Nintendo or a Gameboy because explaining what it is is too much of a chore at this point.
She’s totally giving you the eye. Go for it dude!
They’re not roofies, they’re Beta Blockers.
I want the milkman to deliver my milk… in the myorning.
I don’t think any amount of information or training can help in that front. There will always be a well meaning but lazy/ill -informed majority that think that whatever they toss in the blue bin will be recycled, whether it be a greasy pizza box or a plastic shopping bag full of unrinsed soup cans.
My city has a terribly underfunded recycling program, and if a bin is spotted without perfectly recyclable content it is flagged and left for the regular garbage truck to haul off to the landfill/incinerator.
I basically only bother putting glass and aluminum into the recycling bins because those will at least be scavenged by scrappers before the garbage men haul them off anyways.
On the bright side, I avoid buying things with plastic packaging, and reuse plastic containers that are undoubtedly contributing to the little pile of micro plastics that is growing in my brain.
Pretty sure this was the exact control panel my mom’s 80s Ford Econoline van had.
True! 10-12 more cars could have fit on that road if it wasn’t for that stupid bus.
But the poors have to get to their jobs serving me…
I got it! Let’s widen the road! Nobody uses the sidewalk anyway. /S
3x the pockets means 3x more Pocket Sand. Wah chah!