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This feels like a statement that’s definitely true and only counts as satire because nobody has tested it yet
Once again The Onion not being satire.
Hardtimes, they are a similar site and easily confused with the Onion, but let’s give proper credit to the publication.
Tbf, this community is called “The Onion”:-P
“Man, she keeps smiling at me. I think she digs me.”
Anything to keep the hope alive. I know that sentiment well enough.
Hey man, I’ve gotten with some bartenders. That doesn’t make me a dirty Vance fan. For shame!
Nah— no service worker would ever think that JD Vance is interested in them, or anything other than himself
Wooosh
You must have misread.