I like that though

I like Mildred. Such a shame that names go ‘out of date’.

I think names would actually be more meaningful if people picked their own.

I remember as a kid in my area this game was called Toilets.

If you got caught you were a toilet and had to stand with your arm out until someone pushed on it and said ‘flush.’

I miss the toilet game haha

Then why are teenage girls far more likely to die from pregnancy than adult women who finished growing???

Annoy people by playing the kazoo in the library

Release 10 000 dobsonflies at someone’s wedding

Go to a heavy metal concert. Get facial tattoos and a bunch of piercings. Drink far too much Red Bull.

Im gonna be fair here and point out that I think he has a point: male on female sexual predation at least has some awareness and laws about it. Female on male is a hidden epidemic. Most countries don’t legally recognize that men can even be raped.

Imma be fair here and point out that female on male rape is massively under-reported and under-documented because of a wording issue. Rape in many countries is defined only as penetration of the victim. A woman forcing a man to penetrate her therefore doesn’t count no matter how obviously it was done against his will.

I really just wanted to get the point across that…there are simple things you can do to deter bears.

Whereas IF a man has malicious intent…there is jack shit that an electric fence or bear mace or a bell is going to do.

IDK. Annihilation is not frightening. I will not be awake to experience it. The only frightening thing is that it’s hard to conceptualize not existing so you default to the nearest thing you can imagine which is a black void or being trapped in a coffin.

I mean yes I’ll admit that women also have our own bad habits and twisted dynamics. We aren’t blameless either.

I’m not mad I’m genuinely just curious. I cannot help noticing how on one hand it’s often men who lose their shit the hardest at the fact that I don’t want kids or a husband and insist that I’ll be unfulfilled to the point of sitting in a mental ward playing with poop if I don’t marry and have kids.

Yet on the other… jokes like this are common.

Why do some men love to push something they hate and makes them feel trapped?

I definitely see rhetoric about how picky women are and how we won’t just give men chances.

Fair enough…I’m not fussed about relationships and unless you’re literally Daniel Naroditsky I’d rather chill in my comfortable armchair than bother going on a date. But why all this complaining if we’re just huge annoying burdens you need to be rescued from marrying?

I understand that but the whole reason the joke is funny is that it plays on the idea that women are annoying burdens.

I just find it odd that on one hand we hear so much about male loneliness and how we’ll be unfulfilled to the point of psychological annihilation if we don’t have a man and screaming kids to clean up after…but on the other hand we’re huge annoying burdens.

I don’t wanna be reincarnated. Deep black annihilation plz

Agreed. Men are human beings. She may be smaller and less of a physical threat but she’s also a grown ass adult who should have some basic decency.

Nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope. Nope.

Unless I had a gun I pick the mambas. Even then I would want some powerful ammunition.

Gorillas are terrifying. Reptiles are just not. I could just hide in a bathroom and mind my own business. I pick the mambas

Play stupid games, win stupid prizes. LOL.

different glands