Fancy
Did you pleasure yourself on the pizza or your ranch bottle has a crusty hole?
What’s brown and sticky
I would argue dutch ovens aren’t pans
If you’re allergic to almonds, 1
Thats some big ass almonds
Unless yer a lemon stealing whooorrr
Is he wearing a onesie?
Sugar used to come in big cones
$4.44 is an odd price for a hot dog combo
I can’t tell if he’s in agony or pleasure
Perpetually soggy socks. Not wet but a little damp
The cheddar is on the beef stroganoff
Of course its Finnish
Teletext, remember teletext?
Will they do overnight shipping? Oh and imagine how much of a pain would to wait for your car to arrive and then they say you weren’t home
I wasn’t expecting some turkey gooch today but alright
Feeling fancy?