A rock in your shoe, when you remove it it appears in your other shoe 5 seconds after you start walking again
All your passwords expire once a day
Every time you type your password it says it’s incorrect no matter how many variations you try, but when you go to change it and type in the new password it says your new password must not match your old password.
I hate when I used the random 128 character pass key generator and it says password previously used. NOOOOOOO!
Yep…Happens to the best but idk rn but hasn’t KeepassXC a history for every entry?
Pure Evil
All your passwords expire once a day
Calm down, Satan.
No, Also they have to rhyme!
In the Terza Rima meter.
No matter how much you wipe, there’s still poop.
Butt crayon.
That’s some true evil.
I’d fucking jump off a building
It’s like wiping a marker
I have atopic dermatitis. I know what’s like having an itch that moves around when you scratch.
dermatitis
Yeah we know they’re your titties. We can see them already.
Well…don’t keep us in suspense! Do you love it?
Let’s just say the sometimes it requires an Herculean effort to not look like a cartoon monkey in front of people.
Have you tried ditching milk products? I heard it can have an effect on those symptoms. As well as on asthma and allergies. I was plagued by allergies but don’t have them anymore. Anecdotal evidence I know but you find a lot of papers regarding this topic.
Perpetually soggy socks. Not wet but a little damp
Monster
Calm down, Satan
May your butt itch, and your arms be too short.
A candy bar that taste so amazing that it haunts your dreams, but you can never find it in a store ever again.
God: I’ll give them teeth … without any instructions on how to maintain them.
And put a whole bunch of fleshy bits right next to them, and even though they’ll always be in the same relative positions you’ll bite the fleshy bits just frequently enough to wonder why the teeth and fleshy bits are in such close proximity and how after X years of existence this is still happening.
Traffic signal always turns red when you approach it.
That one I think about if I got three wishes. First one would be always have green lights. More specifically I wish for unlimited luck that includes nothing impending my right of way. Just smooth traffic at all times.
If you can wish for anything why not wish for the ability to teleport? Or for there to actually be good public transit…
May your fingers turn to fish hooks and you get crotch-itch.
A screeching metallic sound or bad smell that only goes away when they are actively looking for it
Your clothes will always have that slightly itchy feeling that makes you wanna move and twitch a little if you remove your clothes, it only gets stronger