Crest beef jerky! Experience the minty flavors of the…fuckin Southwest. Yeehaw!
Crest beef jerky! Experience the minty flavors of the…fuckin Southwest. Yeehaw!
Whatcha doin with that landmine?
“Uhhhh…cartoon mischief?”
Well okay then. Welcome to Disneyland.
Yes quite. Any time an adventure has the potential to come up, Gandalf hits that pipe and forgets to show up to the meeting.
I’m hoping for a ten movie series focused solely on Gandalf smoking the finest weed in the Southfarthing.
Have you been given jewelry that had some wackadoodle magical properties? Call the law offices of Gandalf and Gandalf and don’t settle for less than you deserve!
Ladybug DOOM music intensifies
I pictured a seal opening a beer and in a deep voice says, “Damn. Nice place cat. Mind if I stretch out on your couch!?”
“It exploded. The hot pocket exploded.”
He’s delusional. Hot pockets don’t explode.
RAWR -Your favorite Dino bros maybe.
Gaslighting doesn’t exist and you’re going crazy. /s
Awww look, he wants to launch the missile!
Poor captain. The light is no longer burning inside him, but defiantly he stands.
I can’t believe they took out that makeover montage set to “Girls Just Want To Have Fun.”
Bro, do you even LEAP!?
Dear IRS,
How are you? I am well. I paid my tax already when I bought gum at the Gas N Go, and it was 78 cents.
Your pal,
saltnotsugar
Bless the great smoking trout. Bless the smoke rings from his great maw. Soon we shall join him at the Gas N’ Go in the sky, and take our own ciggies for glory.
This information is most welcome.
…say sike right now.
Okay guys, how do we pass our restaurant’s health inspection?