An actual exchange in a group my wife was in, back before we were even dating:

Player: “I wanna catch the stone from his sling! What should I roll for that?”

DM: “Damage.”

Volo sure has a lot to answer for.

I have promised myself a rogue named “Duncan Disorderly” but have yet to actually play him.

Put the “Master” in “Game Master!” ~Professor DM, Dungeon Craft

I’m pretty sure I’ve seen this before but it makes me chuckle every time.

I’m not surprised, I don’t recall how much the kickstarter raised, but it wasn’t a ton. (Still enough to fund, obviously.) It was originally called “Bite Me!” (which is approximately as vampire-y, though I certainly liked it a lot better) but somebody had a copyright on that name.

Anyway, here’s the DriveThruRPG listing

The MCDM RPG, it’s not out yet. (Patreon backers have access to playtest documents, but I’m not that dedicated.) Also it has a name, we just don’t know it yet. No, I’m not salty about that.

“Bite Marks”, a PBTA game about werewolves. Just hasn’t been the right time yet.

Savage Worlds variants include Weird War II, Weird Wars Rome, Last Parsec, Legend of Ghost Mountain–in each case, I only have limited game time, so there’s just a big old backlog, you know?

No time wasted, this internet rando approves. Now, I believe it’s time for another round of my usual sideliner cheer:

DROP A TRAIN ON 'IM, ANGIE!

It’s such an odd game. There are some genuinely interesting dichotomies at play, a lot of potential for good drama, and themes I like, but it is not easy to wrap your head around, and moreover the book feels like it was laid out by an actual faerie. Which is kinda atmospheric, I guess, but you could, you know, impose some organization in the character building sections so players can find stuff.

My wife (girlfriend at the time) ran a short campaign for some of our friends a little over 10 years ago. It was fun, but damn. Building a character was such a headache.

Say it with me, folks.

Don’t point the gun at anything you’re not ready to shoot at.

And…

Keep your finger outside the trigger guard until you’re ready to shoot.

The Industrious Rogue has entered the chat.

It’s absolutely demanding on your real life charisma in a way no other check is.

Yes, I have a bard like this. I love her dearly, but she is exhausting. That’s why I consider carefully before I decide if I’m going to use her.

In my head, that goblin is speaking with Homestar Runner’s voice.

I’m a simple man, I see a new “Tales from the Tables”, I upvote.

Angie and Redwen’s expressions in the last panel are priceless.

Excuse ME, my half-orc cleric is quite well educated and very bookish. One of the first purchases she made in Waterdeep with her own money was a stack of books.

That kenku cracks me up. 🤣🤣🤣

I am here for the return of the demotivational poster.

‘Lady Laeral’ is probably Laeral Silverhand, the Open Lord of Waterdeep, an canon character with an established romantic history–but it isn’t impossible. I guess we’ll find out!

WOOOOO NEW TALES FROM THE TABLES!

You would think a half-orc would ‘get it’ more readily… Apparently not.