Ah neat, I get to use this again:

Romans when you ask them if they have heard of your god:

I think I’m going to have to stop reading these. They are just so depressing.

Maybe you are a career politician and need to wank off someone and vape without getting in the news about it.

There is no paradox.

Tolerance is a social contract that both guides and protects your actions. If you breach that contract by being a cunt then you are no longer afforded it’s protections for the same.

Nazis demand you accept them while demonising others and will continue to take advantage of you being “tolerant” for as long as you allow it.

Have aids wheel out a small futon into the front row and Jammy Dodger Vance won’t be able to keep his composure.

Guy I used to know was working on this opensource self-love assistant…

I can’t speak for the bread factory. But most McDonald’s are franchise locations and are run by people who don’t work directly for the company using their own hr and payroll. While McD corp are not wholly absolved by that fact, the franchisee and their back office staff (which in my experience are often their own family and friends) will have almost certainly been aware of what was going on but been happy to have the slaves working there anyway.

Why does he allow them to exist in the first place? He created them and their thoughts.

Satan’s influence you say? So Satan is more powerful than god?

Remove the baby, leave the gravy

“Computer, beam my sperm into space”

Sharon

Pronounce the Ch like Chiropodist.

Hmm? Cherry picked example? No, I’m more of a rum man myself.

Look right, those advertisers paid good money for people in your demographic to receive those ads. Who are you selfishly block all thier hard work with your “preferences”. Geez, the entitlement of some people.

/s, just in case

“your house will have been carpeted”

Oh, great, the hallway floors were looking a bit worn out

If you can’t get drunk and set a Holiday Inn on fire what else are you supposed to do on a Wednesday evening?

He’s IRL doing the rambling made up story from Facebook that ends with “and everyone clapped”

In his next interview he’s going to talk about a fan of his that he met and end with “and that kid was Albert Einstein”

What would Ronald Reagan name his own social media site?

With AI we can automate the updating of sports team rosters and release a new EA Sports title every 3 hours.

Ah, I thought it was going to be Godzilla…