Silence is violets

I shit post all the time and am not yet a CEO billionaire. You’ve been debunked.

Oklahoma where the furries come yiffing down the planes

Hell yeah veg

They’re worse because they’re just as tough but taste of fruit for all of 5 seconds as opposed to salty smoky bacon flavor

I feel you, I had to put my wife of 15 years down as well

Properly cross

Since it’s one or the other, we can assume the objective value of the red pill is $10mil. So, you take the blue pill and use that $10mil to make another $10mil and then you buy the red pill and save it until you’re about to die in a boss battle.

Instructions unclear, I am pregernate

Do not let generational gaps fool you, most people are idiots

So you’re saying we should print out this post and send it to the government

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Except they left out Hawai‘i

And there are only 2000 fluent speakers of Hawaiian, let’s go colonialism!

‘Okina only precede vowels and I think you’re confused about pahoahoa, it’s pahoehoe. Good job on a‘a, though!

I’ve heard tale of places that add the unused sick days to your retirement

In the US if you’re sick they can just fire you the first day you’re gone. It’s great, I hardly know what to do with all this freedumb I have.

Ahoy matey

Only if you can guarantee the rectal spotting