When you can’t decide between golfing and the batting cages
Asses to asses, butts to butts
When you can’t decide between golfing and the batting cages
Blowing people up isn’t cool, but pursuing a primitive lifestyle? Gotta say, that’s pretty cool.
Yeah well I can smell dead people. I am a coroner.
A man can dream
Complete guess, but probably because these are Chinese characters (kanji), which is more phonetic.
we absolutely need to fix in the future…
You do realize this is exactly the problem and the reason half of eligible voters sit at home on election day. Keep putting up shitty geriatrics and see how long it takes you to reach your future fix.
Americans talk shit about the French but they would have had the gallows out by now
We’re gonna have to put laaaaaaaadybird down… Mr Hill?
You don’t have to hire either of them
Why couldn’t she be the other kind of mermaid!? With the fish part on top and the lady part on the bottom?
They’re coming directly from a well meaning individual’s asshole
People just liked it better that way
Even old New York was once New Amsterdam
Ah, you can make UP on the left there
Her jawline is unbelievable. She’s like a more beautiful thwomp from mario
He specifically asked for that
You try taking your shirt off without arms