FatTony Search engine is it down or just me
It’s loading.
Hot MILFs in my area (Yukon)
Do a barrel roll
🙂 🙃 🙂
Walmart near me
Still more accurate than bing maps
I gotta say, Google Maps has been getting squirrelly on me lately tho.
Most recently, I was out fishing and wanted to get directions to the other side of the lake and a parking area over there.
The road directions had me driving a little ways up the shore, then down a fucking footpath to the water, then swimming across the fucking lake, then getting on another road and driving to the parking area.
Oh my god, there’s always a relevant xkcd.
Great job!
There’s also always an ExplainXKCD: https://explainxkcd.com/461/
I’m traveling to their homeland this weekend, I believe there’s a Walmart museum and everything. To be clear I’m not going there for Walmart
They have an amazing art museum and lots of good restaurants.
Pretty decent mountain bike trails, as well, if anybody is into that sort of thing.
Mark Zuckerberg now a backstreet boy
I don’t know who the backstreet boys are but here you go:
You fucking what
Oh god
Oh fuck I’m so old
Mmmmm bop
I am firmly within the demographic that should have heard that song (37) and I have yet to hear it in its entirety. I have only ever heard that refrain, ever.
I’m actively familiar with it, but managed to avoid it.
Lucky. My older sister put it on repeat. I still hear the radio announcer cut in at the end because she taped it off a Top 10 show or something.
You are, my fire
My one, desiiiiire
#DONT WANNA HEAR YOU SAY
My one, desire
Everybody…
#YEAHHHHHHHH
TELL ME WHY
Ain’t nothing but a heartache
Wha-EE!
Same, I can feel the wrinkles crack on the corners of my eye.
So this is what it feels like.
Edit: I’m going to take this moment to let those of you who are not aware know how how many hits Max Martin wrote in the '90s and beyond.
how to exit vim?!
Unplug the virtual cable.
what are the new shapes
Top 10 Worst Shapes. Couldn’t find the original because TikTok search is ass. https://www.tiktok.com/@yamsoxi/video/7289718431409032491
gotta say, I hate the small hexagon most. Barely even a hexagon.
Gabriel’s Trumpet is especially annoying to me because paint has volume lol. So you pour a finite amount of paint in and it’s painted.
Youzoid™
— wherever you go, whatever you do, you create this one and only shape that has never existed in any time and space. Science is baffled by those shapes, as they are constantly popping into existence everywhere.
Theoretically they can be morphing from Anteyouzoids™ and even into Postyouzoids™ — those require further research.
I’m intrigued, where can I learn more
Sure, tell me what would you like to know?
How do I create a Youzoid™?
You do it naturally and automatically, using your whole body and energy — whether you sleep, sit and watch a video, walk somewhere, dance, wait in a queue, ride your bike… Some would say that you can not not create one.
But, there is a special kind of Youzoids™, maybe you wanted to know about those? They are called Laeyouzoids™…
Yes! What can you tell me about all the subshapes?
I wish I knew about all of them, it is more of a journey, exploratory process.
Laeyouzoids™ are created whenever you are doing something important, or when you are passionate about it, when you like or love what you are currently doing…
Those are a little rarer, thus more complex in their flow at first glance. More defined and brighter.
How to center a div
<div> justify-content: center; align-items: center; </div>
Pretty sure that’s wrong. Did you put cash styling in the attributes?
<div style="margin: auto;text-align: center; justify-content: center;"></div>
This would be my answer, from the cache in my head I’m not sure if it’s
style
orstyles
.And hence the real answer emerges. FatTony Search wins again 😈
I’m doing my part
Warum sind Gurken sauer
Weil sie nicht wissen ob sie Essig sind oder nicht.
How to make resume look good
Add kickflipping to your skills.
Can I grab this one?
I have created quite a few for people and my designs were successful at landing well with employers.
Firstly, most of the time luck is a deciding factor and there is no brute forcing through it, so stay strong and keep searching. There can be a lot of mind games around the recruitation process.
It is easier to explain how to improve a resume based on any input as a base, but it is good to have two versions, one lighter and the other one more strict / professional.
When people were spreading wide nets during the job hunting, that was a minimum — you should present a vibe that at least kinda matches the position. Good to have a printed versions and digital, PDF file is a solid choice.
For some positions, where you are any type of a representative, taking care of customers is one of your main tasks — consider a resume with a picture.
It should not be a factor but obviously, it is. And please don’t have a “zombie” or any “gangsta” face. Terrible picture is worse than no picture.
Another baseline is one page only. If you have a valuable list of actual experiences for more than one page you really don’t need to write a resume most of the time and even if you do, there is a way to compress the education or work history sections to provide a full picture and add some detail for the last or two most recent positions.
Yes, one page, really.
Two most important aspects to really pour your time and efforts into:
- Proofreading. Check it 20 times, seriously. I saw so many resumes thrown into the bin just because there were two spelling errors in two words in the first line of text. Check it one more time, check if your email and phone number are valid and don’t use silly email addresses (in 99% of the cases). Give it to a partner, friend, parent, sibling — ask them to check if anything is or feels wrong. If you are — for any reason — making your resume in language you don’t know, use a professional help, don’t use automatic translators etc.
- Design. Whether it is good margins, readable lists, using font sizes to guide the eye of the reader, sure it is not about using every option in your text editor, don’t go crazy with fonts — styles and amount, if you know what are you doing, one is the perfect amount and two is actual maximum. Well constructed page can attract recruiters or employers and makes your resume stand out or hold the focus for those crucial five minutes.
Don’t use any “crazy” paper, especially with glitter or colored, paper weight can help tho, you don’t want a flimsy napkin or so stiff paper that you could kill with it.
If you are making copies, check if they are good and readable. Please, don’t let it get bent, wet or stained. Have a folder or something to protect it during the transport.
They will often treat it like shit or write on it but deliver it in a neat condition.
If your country requires for legal reasons any clauses to be present — check the official, most recent guidelines.
I hope this will anyhow help you achieve your goals or at least, get you started.
Pictures are actually a bad idea in many places. Many companies just throw out resumes with pictures because they can easily introduce bias against people who don’t look “good”, whatever that means in the local area.
HR is the first department to see the resumes and they will avoid lawsuits at all costs.
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Zuck beard real or fake
Top search result for “can reptiles grow beards?”
Is squirt pee
Depends on her aim.
It’s similar but has different concentrations of the same stuff
I’m pretty sure gf just pp in my mouth, how do I know?
Extra flavor.
If it’s extra sweet she might be diabetic.
Hot singles in my area.
I guess you?