After Amazon said there’d be more ads recently, yep, more ads tonight. Done with it. My living room is not a marketing platform. It’s finally time to go back to the convenience and ease of piracy.
The new model is based around pirating Clarkson’s Farm and donating to farmers. That’s the point anyway. No need to bring Jeff into it.
The replacement devices are just remanufactured using parts of iPhones people surrendered for repair anyway.
Mic breaks out of warranty, go to Apple, give them a shitload of money for a “new” phone, they replace mic in your old one with another salvaged one, confirm rest all works, and that’s the next person’s “new” phone.