Fig. 4 - A to-scale silhouette of an average professional baseball player next to a photograph of Babe Ruth.

Let me show you how far I can slug this fucker.

Size comparison of an adult bat to illustrate why only infants are usable for the sport.

Wanna go clubbing?

This would have been Eddie if he had decided his evolutionary breakthrough was more protection instead of flying (Ice Age).

Major League Beaver

Drumstick assaulted by pro baseballer. News at 11.