“If you kill me, you’re gay in Russian” written in Serbian with sharpie.
“I have autism, please be patient”
If you’re gonna draft me, I’m sure as fuck playing into the ‘useless Joe’ meme and try and break my 1Sgts will to live
It’s a strategy. You might get extra training that helps you live longer… .
Play it up too well and you might get some sweet cybernetics!
Simple Jack/Johnny Five your way to never leaving basic training! Sergeants hate this secret trick!
18/f/cali
caliber?
How you doing?
Want to trade pictures?
In case of KIA delete browser history
O+
I haven’t been in the army in 15 years and would probably need to prepare for a lot of blood transfusions.
A superglued pull tab for an aluminum can.
An ingredient list and nutritional information on the side.
Can of baked beans
Works, especially if bis Name is Heinz.
Idk but my gun is definitely getting named “Rooty-Tooty-Point-and-Shooty”
“Object Embedding Tool” 🤌
Lol. How about “Enemy truncator”
Remote aerator
Shooty Shooty McShoot Face
“Born to kill” and a peace sign.
(What can I say? I’m a sucker for the classics.)
Edit: after having read some of the responses in this thread, I might update it for modern times with “Yiff in hell” and a dickbutt.
“What is that? Some kind of sick joke!?”
You better pull your head out of your ass and get in the game or I will take a giant shit on you!
DNR
“I just flew cargo drones”
In, Chinese, Russian, and English.
Helmussy (. ❛ ᴗ ❛.)
my head goes in it after all…
Just like the simulations
TFW they tell you it wasn’t a simulation and the war is suddenly over.
gg Ender
“This side towards enemy” but on the backside of the helmet
*gets shot by commanding officer the first day out of basic
friendly fire isn’t
“Begun, the Climate Wars have”