Aside from “earthquake proof” and “underground” being a complete fucking farce to claim, he’s astroturfing his own poll, on his own website, to get the affirmation he needs that he’s right. And blocks those who dissent.
How pathetically fragile can you be?
There few things more painful than seeing your boss struggle through something you know intimately, but because of ego and hierarchy you can’t hand-hold them in front of everyone. Until they finally stumble through and declare proudly “Hah, that was easy!”
…It was a hidden column Jeremy, not someone else’s VBA code without comments you have to repair.