TheGalacticVoid@lemm.ee to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 10 months agoTexas Dairy Queen workers were selling meth with soft serves, police saywww.usatoday.comexternal-linkmessage-square64fedilinkarrow-up1157arrow-down17
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minus-squareFuck spez@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up29arrow-down2·edit-210 months agoThis is pedantic but it annoys me every time I hear someone say it, let alone see it in writing: amphetamine can be plural; methamphetamine never is. Meth is an amphetamine, technically a substituted amphetamine, one of several such amphetamines.
minus-squareBakkoda@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up16·10 months agoI ll take one meth please
minus-squareGladiusB@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·10 months agoYou are articulating more like a shroom user
minus-squareKingJalopy @lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·10 months agoI’ll take 2 methamphetamine please
minus-squareGodric@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4arrow-down1·10 months agoYou some kinda narc?
minus-squareKingJalopy @lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·10 months agoNo no, you misunderstand. I am trying get some narcotic. As one does.
minus-squareGodric@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3arrow-down1·10 months agoThat’s what a narc would say! Pinky promise you ain’t a cop so I know you’re good?!?!?
minus-squareKingJalopy @lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·10 months agoIf I was a cop I would have to shoot tell you. I promise, we good. Now, are you going to sell said illicit drug for money?
minus-squareTheGalacticVoid@lemm.eeOPlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·10 months agoWould you like the Large MethDouble combo or just the meth?
minus-squareFuck spez@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·10 months agoOkay but you’re probably going to want more.
minus-squarePotatos_are_not_friends@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·edit-210 months agoSorry, what’s the action you want corrected? I don’t want to look like a idiot if I ever buy no no drugs.
minus-squareFuck spez@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up7·10 months agoPlease trust me when I say that buying meth, if you never have, is dumber than anything I was talking about.
minus-squareKingJalopy @lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·10 months agoThat said, the fine folk distributing meth aren’t exactly the shiniest crystals in the batch.
minus-squareGodric@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4arrow-down1·edit-210 months agoGoddammit I’ve been buying meth wrong all these years!
This is pedantic but it annoys me every time I hear someone say it, let alone see it in writing: amphetamine can be plural; methamphetamine never is. Meth is an amphetamine, technically a substituted amphetamine, one of several such amphetamines.
I ll take one meth please
You are articulating more like a shroom user
I’ll take 2 methamphetamine please
You some kinda narc?
No no, you misunderstand. I am trying get some narcotic. As one does.
That’s what a narc would say! Pinky promise you ain’t a cop so I know you’re good?!?!?
If I was a cop I would have to
shoottell you. I promise, we good. Now, are you going to sell said illicit drug for money?Would you like the Large MethDouble combo or just the meth?
Okay but you’re probably going to want more.
Sorry, what’s the action you want corrected?
I don’t want to look like a idiot if I ever buy no no drugs.
Please trust me when I say that buying meth, if you never have, is dumber than anything I was talking about.
That said, the fine folk distributing meth aren’t exactly the shiniest crystals in the batch.
Goddammit I’ve been buying meth wrong all these years!